Any avid golfer will appreciate this collection of golf jokes found on pga.com here are a few, click on the link to read the rest.
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Here they are, the best (clean) golf jokes submitted by you:
9. “Bad day at the course,” a guy tells his wife. “Charlie had a heart attack on the third hole.”
“That’s terrible!” she says.
“You’re telling me,” the husband replies. “All day long, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie.” — Kevin Kinney
8. Guy gets to a long par 3 over water. A voice from above says, “Hit the new Titleist Pro V.”
The guy tees up the Titleist and takes a practice swing.
The voice comes back, “Never mind, hit a range ball.” — Tom Schipper
7. A U.S. citizen is vacationing on his own in Ireland. He decides to play a round of golf and is paired with three local gents. He takes a few practice swings, steps up to the first tee, and proceeds to hook the ball out of bounds. He shakes his head, reaches in his pocket, and re-tees another ball. He tells his playing partners that he is taking a Mulligan. He pounds one down the center of the fairway about 280 yards out.
With a big smile, he asks the others “In the U.S., we call that a Mulligan; was wondering what you called it here in Ireland.”
After a moment of silence, one of the locals replies, “Hitting three.” — Cathy McCartney Happel
6. A golfer walks off the 18th green, hands his putter to his caddie and says, “Kid, you’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world.”
The caddie replies, “Sir, that would be too much of a coincidence.” — John Dorsey
5. A man was addressing the ball when an announcement came over the loud-speaker: “Will the gentleman on hole number one please not hit from the Ladies’ tee box.”
The man backs away, a little distracted, then approaches his ball again. As he does, the same announcement comes over the loud-speaker: “Will the gentleman on hole number one please not hit from the Ladies’ tee box.”
The man is getting irritated now, and after backing away from his shot – approaches his ball one more time. This time the announcement came: “We really need the gentleman on hole number one to move off of the Ladies’ tee box!”
To which the man turns around and yells: “And I really need the announcer to shut up and let me play my second shot!” — Derick A. Pindroh
4. A married couple played golf together everyday.
One day the man and his wife were on the first tee of their local course. He was on the white tee and she was waiting in front of him by the ladies tee.
He teed off and caught the ball perfectly; unfortunately it hit his wife smack in the back of the head killing her instantly.
She fell face down on the tee, didn’t know what hit her.
They had an inquest on the wife’s death, the coroner said it was clear how she died, she was killed by a golf ball, and that there was a perfect imprint of a golf ball on the back of her head.
The husband said, “Yes, that was my ball”
The coroner then went on to say that he was a bit concerned to find a ball inserted up the woman’s backside, and could the husband throw some light on this?
The husband said, “Oh that must have been my provisional. I wondered where it went.” — Kris E. Wilson
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